when the teacher thinks you’re not paying attention but you answer their question correctly
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
This truly is iconic tho
OH GAWD YES
Downton Abbey Christmas Special ⟶ The London Season [x]
literally immersing myself in marxism and dependency theory, along with critical theories and other theories. too many fucking theories
honestly watching doomsday preppers makes me nervous, when are we gonna start having reality shows about white supremacists and far-right Christian groups and other fringe groups? why is there a show promoting these people? they’re armed to the teeth and have the sort of views on human nature that means they’re the ones to fear because they expect the worst out of humanity.
you’re so fake, you kill rats on runescape but won’t kill this pussy
that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
W H A T T H E F U C K
WHAT??? WHAT???????????????? WJATADAS????
What the hell Mandela was against Israeli apartheid